“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. [Football] Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”
– Legendary columnist Erma Bombeck (1927-1996)
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“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. [Football] Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.” – Legendary columnist Erma Bombeck (1927-1996)